Herfy Burger
10-17-12
Krinkle Mah Shinkle

Taste 6
Texture 6
Value 6
Total 18

These fries have the flavor if the Beast.

Bellevue WA
#frenchfries, #herfy, #foodie

Canterbury Ale & Eats

7-19-12

Double Fried

Taste - 4
Texture - 4
Value - 5
Total - 13

Notes:
Dudes.  Fries don’t need to be double fried.  Once is plenty.

534 15th Ave E
(between Republican St & Mercer St) 
Seattle, WA 98112
Neighborhood: Capitol Hill

Sun Liquor Distillery

7-16-12

Paprika Fries

Taste - 7
Texture - 6
Value - 6
Total - 19

Notes:
Nice thin cut fries with some paprika and chili powder.  I was there in the day, and they were good.   the barman said that people inhale the fries at the end of the night.

514 E Pike St (between Summit Ave & Belmont Ave) 
Seattle, WA 98122
Neighborhood: Capitol Hill

Heidleburger Drive In

7-5-12

Straight up

Taste - 5
Texture - 5
Value - 5
Total - 15

Notes:
Nicht so toll. Ich war aufgeregt, um uber zu einem Ort, der einen solchen Namen hatte puntastic gehen, aber sie mich im Stich gelassen. Nicht salzig genug, sehr schlicht, aber in großen Mengenanbagen. P.S.The Burger waren ziemlich gut.

Translation:

Not very good, not enough salt.  The burgers were good.

Heidleburger Drive In

12708 Highway 2,  Leavenworth,  WA,  98826

The Neighbor Lady
6-29-12

Waffle

Taste - 7
Texture - 7
Value - 6
Total - 20

Notes:
Wall to wall hipsters in grandma’s basement. Waffle fries can be over cooked, but these are worth a try.  The Sliders are really good too.

The Neighbor Lady

2308 E. Union St., Seattle, Washington 98122

Daniel’s Restaurant Steakhouse & Bar

Date- 12.02.10 6:12PM

Beer Battered

Taste - 8

Texture - 6

Value - 6

Total - 20

Notes:

Hot time in the old time tonight.  Good fries, not great.   Interesting place to go for happy-hour. Go there for the steak, skip the fires.

Daniel’s Restaurant Steakhouse & Bar

200 Lake Washington Boulevard
Seattle, WA 98122
(206) 329-4191

Elysian Brewing Co

Date- 9.14.10 12:23PM

Thin Cut

Taste - 9

Texture - 7

Value - 6

Total - 22

Thick Cut

Taste - 9

Texture - 7

Value - 6

Total - 24

Notes:

Another first!  That’s right a double shot!  We have the “thin” vs. “wedge”.  The thin tasted great, but in the end was less filling.  The wedge won out with it’s rich taste and buttery creamy filling.  Oh, and they re-heated at home and tasted like they were just out of the fryer.  that is an absolute first for me.  So the “wedge” originally got a “23”, but I bumped them to a “24” because of the re-heat.  

Elysian Brewing Co

1221 E Pike St

(between 12th Ave & 13th Ave) 

Seattle, WA 98122

Homegrown Sustainable Sandwich Shop

Date- 9.01.10 12:12PM

Taste - 9

Texture - 8

Value - 5

Total - 22

Notes:

These are very good fries.  They have a bit of seasoning, dill and maybe parmesan, not heavy mind you.  A slight dusting.  You definitely get what you pay for here, which is both good and bad.  They are not for those on a budget, you know those people.  These fries make me think of Morrissey songs, maybe “Hair Dresser on Fire” or “The Last of the International Playboys”.

Homegrown Sustainable Sandwich Shop

1531 Melrose Ave

Seattle, WA 98101

Swedish Hospital 

Date- 8.27.10 9:24PM

Taste - 1

Texture - 1

Value - 2

Total - 4

Notes:

Wow, a “4”, I didn’t think that it was possible to screw up a french fry.  Hey kids, hospital food is really that bad.  So yeah, some stereotypes are true.  Some are. Some are not. So use a combination of good judgement and common sense to figure out which are true and which are not.  I trust in you.

Swedish Medical Center
747 Broadway, Seattle 

Safeco Field 

Date- 7.22.10 8:36PM

Taste - 9

Texture - 6

Value - 2

Total - 17

Notes:

Basically these are super pricey generic frys drenched in very salty garlic. Mariners v Boston 6-8, Boston in 14.

Safeco Field
1250 1st Avenue South
Seattle, WA 98134-1216